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Ever thought how it would be to be an asshole? Just do everything you feel like without having to care about what others think? Well there's a little game my friends and me created. You get rewarded with "arschloch punkte" (a very poor translation is "asshole points") for doing things you wouldn't dare to do usually. Of course there is a restriction: The game isn't about ventures, it's about being an asshole. But being an asshole isn't enough. The game isn't about being mean, it's about having fun... So taking someone's parking lot won't be rewarded, except the parking lot belongs to a tow truck ;)

asshole	points	last reward for
dirk	25	Dirk visited a friend who has two hot twin sisters - so the first thing he did was to go upstairs to say hello. On his way up, the friend's dad told him to take his shoes with him. Upstairs, dirk greets the two girls like this: "hi girls, your dad just told me to screw both of you real hard". Of course the two sisters were shocked and quite insulted, so dirk ran to the stairs and yelled down to the dad: "Shall I take them both" - and the father (thinking about the shoes) replies "of course both of them, what else?"
Jugde Dredd	15	KNo recieved a SMS from some fellow student asking her out. Somewhat perplexed she startet telephoning around who gave away her mobile number. Later it turned out there was no guy, it was her best friend JD who took her for a ride with a new mobile number. After all I guess KNo did feel a bit dissapointed ;)
big little k	10	Asked her big (or shall I rather say older?) sister for help with her english homework on common english idioms. But you know how rebellious the kids are these days. So she didn't accept the suggestions she got, instead she made word-by-word translations of quite rural bavarian vernacular like "dei mudda" (no need for translation, you wouldn't understand). Nothin' special up till now, everybody has done sowas already. The cocky part is that it turned out later this was not a simple homework, but actually an imposition.
some truck driver	10	For honking and cheering seeing me slip and dip into the snow
MGD	10	For the following flirt: "I know a guy who can give it to you if you need it... Do you need it?"[update] I downgraded this, because somehow it doesn't seem to be so funny anymore.
The owl	10	KNO had to attend a tutorium and asked us to wait with lunch, as the course is known to be quite short. After waiting 45 minutes (KNO estimated 30) the owl had enough and just went inside the tutorium to ask how long they'll take. Now if that isn't an asshole ;)
KNo	10	For having the boldness to throw cent pieces on fellow students telling them to buy new clothes (sounds meaner than it was)
One of the apocalyptic two	7.5	For trying one hour to convince a professor to give him 7.5 extra points in a chemistry exam and succeeding with that (godlike manipulating lol)
104.6 RTL	5	Today morning at 6 o'clock, berlin's radio station RTL announced everyone can refuel their cars for free between 9 and 10 at a gas station in berlin-wedding. 20 minutes later, the first cars were queueing. At 8, about 500 cars were jamming the roads around the gas pump. Several police men were on site trying to keep the traffic flowing. Don't people have to work anymore nowadays? Well at least the waiting crowd didn't start rioting as they did at the 50 dollar iBook sale back in the US.
Choose your fav	5	I really don't know who deserved the points for this one: the customer, seriously asking for a WLAN cable; the vendor for starting to look where it is; or my friend Dohnke for mocking them.
Mechanical Engineers	1	All students visiting the combustion technology lecture have to take a written 120 min exam instead of a 30 min oral exam as usual. Why? Because of two mechanical engineering students that decided to listen to the lecture this semester instead of the next with all the other mechanical engineers. [update] I'm not sure if these guys still deserve the points. Not because they changed their minds or something. But lucky for us, there's a clause in the examination rules that explicitely state us having an oral exam. Anyway, I'll downgrade them.
phase5	1	A symbolic award for the program phase5 for sweeping my harddisk. For the whole story see the blog
France	1	For denying to accept the european constitution

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